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January 27, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Paul F. Tomkins

From the Site: Paul F. Tompkins was born in the 1900’s and has performed stand-up comedy for over a tenth of a century.

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January 27, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Indictment

Otter: But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if

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January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Cottage Cheese

Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn’t solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!

– Mary Tyler Moore

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January 26, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Tomorrow

Ted Baxter: It’s actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?

– Mary Tyler Moore

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January 24, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Recovery

Hawkeye: I thought he was dead. Trapper: He got better. – MASH

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January 24, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Fix-Up

Boon: I want you to fix Pinto up, but it’s got to be a very special girl. Pinto: Look, you

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January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Rancho Park- Los Angeles, CA- January 2007









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January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Iowa

Radar: I wanna tell you something, anybody says anything about Iowa better be prepared to back it up, pal. I’ll

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January 23, 2007 Joe Ditzel

In the Car?

Phil: You wanna throw up here, or you wanna throw up in the car? Ralph: I think… both. – Groundhog

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January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Dislike

Frank Burns: Why does everyone take an instant dislike to me?
Trapper: It saves time, Frank.

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January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Nerd

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January 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Lluvia

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January 21, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Stuck

Phil: What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph: That about sums it up for me.

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January 21, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Tall or Not

How tall are you compared to famous celebrities.

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January 21, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Baby Sick

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