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Travel and Places
November 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha’s top five cow-related catastrophes

1. The Great Cow Traffic Jam of ’98 It all began on a sunny afternoon when Bessie, a cow with

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Sports
November 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner rides in a car for 50 miles of a race

Headlines I didn’t expect to see today: Scottish ultra-marathoner smacked with year-long ban after riding in a car for 50

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Travel and Places
November 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 Most Bizarre Inventions of Omaha

The Inflatable Anchor: Floating Your Boat, Literally (1949) Defying the very essence of what an anchor should be, the Inflatable

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Crime and Legal
November 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Trump’s own expert witness is not an expert

Headlines I didn’t expect to see today: Trump‘s own expert witness is not an expert.

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 TV sitcoms set in Omaha

Omaha, NE, might not be the first place you think of when it comes to sitcom settings, but it’s the

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The wackiest conventions of Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska, might seem like your typical Midwestern city, but every year, it becomes the unlikely epicenter of the world’s

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Highlights of the 1900s in Omaha

As we flip through the pages of Omaha’s history in the 1900s, we find a city that, much like a

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The most colorful mayors in Omaha history

Omaha, Nebraska, a city known for its rich cultural tapestry and vibrant history, has seen its share of dynamic and

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst motels in Omaha

The Shabby-Shabby Shack: If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to time travel back to the 1970s, but without any

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst smoke shops in Omaha

Corpulent Cloudy Conundrums: This smoke shop is like a treasure hunt, but you’re not sure what the treasure is, or

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Worst road construction sites in Omaha

Welcome to the scenic routes of Omaha, NE, where our motto is “Under Construction Since [Insert Year Here]”. Our streets

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Travel and Places
November 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst apartment complexes in Omaha

Creaky Towers Where the floors squeak louder than your morning alarm! This charmingly dilapidated Omaha complex boasts walls so thin,

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Health
November 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst hospitals in Omaha

Welcome to my tour of Omaha‘s most absurdly terrible hospitals, where the only thing that spreads faster than germs is

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Politics and Government
November 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills

Donald Trump faces a mountain of legal bills for his thousands of current court cases. Here are several ways his

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Animals
November 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK

Horse gets loose and forces airplane to land at JFK.

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