I need a list of your employees and how you pay them
Another Ditzel family story: My cousin Andrew runs a fishing boat on Lake Erie near Put-in-Bay. A few years ago
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“Rhymes of Rhineland” – German Rap Festival Takes Over Indianapolis
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – This weekend, the city of Indianapolis was transformed into a hotspot for German hip-hop enthusiasts as it
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Mascot Mania Strikes Indianapolis with Annual Golf Extravaganza
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Golf fans in Indianapolis were treated to a colorful spectacle this past weekend with the inaugural “Mascot
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Indianapolis Embraces a Unique Public Transport Solution: Piggyback Rides
INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Pushing the boundaries of public transportation, the city of Indianapolis has rolled out its latest, and most
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Indianapolis Remembers: 10 iconic local TV shows produced here in Indy
Over the years, Indianapolis has birthed several local TV shows. In this edition of Indianapolis Remembers, we get local resident’s
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BREAKING: Global breakout of everybody kung-fu fighting
(New York Informative World Press – NEW YORK CITY) In an unprecedented and utterly bizarre turn of events, the entire
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Five frightful ghosts who have been haunting Indianapolis for years
The Hissing Ghost of the Downtown Library The hissing ghost haunts the Indianapolis public library. Legend has it that she
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Livestream wildlife cams are amazing. Sometimes.
The Explore Live Nature Cams YouTube channel has all kinds of wildlife livestream cams of bears, eagles, manatees, wolves, fish
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Only in Indianapolis: 10 Absurdly Unique Attractions!
Visitors be warned: Indianapolis is not just about racing. The city offers bizarre, entertaining, and absolutely unforgettable experiences that you
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The most overused phrase on law school applications
Fun fact: the most overused phrase on law school applications is “very unique.”
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Bel Air Mansion Sports Rose Gold iPhone Roof, Becomes Talk of the Town
Bel Air, CA – In a move that has left both tech enthusiasts and architectural critics stunned, a high-end experimental
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American Adventurer Wins Iditarod Race with iPhone-Enhanced Sled
Anchorage, Alaska – In a surprising turn of events, American adventurer, Jack Techslide, emerged as the unexpected champion of this
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How schools are helping students learn better and faster using the iPhone 15
1. iTranslate History Invented in Oxford, 2035 Teachers use the iPhone to instantly translate ancient texts. Students simply scan a
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10 new sports made possible with the new iPhone 15
1. iPing Pong Invented in Cupertino, 2025 In this modern twist on table tennis, players use iPhones as paddles. The
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