Twenty-five apples a day?
Lady on a video said the nutrients in our soil have been so depleted you have to eat 25 apples
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
The Catwalk Conspiracy
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One Dalton Drill’s fingers drummed rhythmically on his desk, a
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The Hidden Masterpiece
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The flickering neon sign above the door read “Drill
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Ancient Celtic Druids sacrificed humans to foretell the future
Ancient Celtic Druids (a high-ranking priest) sacrificed humans “in order to discern the future as revealed by the dying victims’
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Something from nothing
Some say science is wrong about the Big Bang because “something cannot come from nothing.” But think about that time
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Speed Demon Mowing Service rushes to fame
Johnny B. Quicklike is a man with a mission and a plan. The Des Moines, Iowa native set up a
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The loudmouth and the neon pink hat
On a crowded city bus one summer in Los Angeles, I found myself crammed between a man with a booming
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Thomas Edison and the Lord of the Underground
I just watched a video that claimed Thomas Edison was a Satanist. I commented about my own experience. Back in
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Ohio bans plastic surgeon popular on TikTok
Ohio has banned Dr. Roxy, a plastic surgeon in Ohio who gained fame by livestreaming surgeries on popular social app
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I discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back
Just discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back. No wonder he’s walking sideways.
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Echoes of the Smuggler’s Hoard
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The rustic wooden sign for Whispering White Pines loomed
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Baked to perfection with a hint of Mediterranean sunshine
I wrote a humor column for the Houston Surveyor newspaper recently complaining about my boredom with baked potatoes. A reader
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Sal the bricklayer
Under the cold shroud of night, Sal’s worn hands cradled another brick, his heart pounding a rhythm against his ribs.
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Plato said music was too dangerous for the common people — until he got up and danced.
In the heart of Athens, within the prestigious walls of the Academy, the revered philosopher Plato presided over a symposium.
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Shimmering mermaids and mischievous water sprites
Food delivery instructions from homeowners explaining how to reach their house can get complicated. One customer’s special instructions read: “Beyond
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