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Trump Negotiates Sale and Transfer of Central Park to Exxon

Trump Negotiates Sale and Transfer of Central Park to Exxon

(New York) President Trump announced this morning New York’s Central Park has been sold to Exxon and several other oil companies. The park will be permanently closed to city residents and tourists on Earth Day, April 22, 2020.

“Weak Obama and the Do-Nothing Democrats wasted years and millions of dollars to keep this park open, preventing millions of Americans from accessing the oil in the ground to power their Peloton machines,” the president said.

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