Fashion and Style

Trump University Comes Back to Life As Trump Hairdressing Academy

Trump University has returned with some modifications to its original roster of classes. With a refocus on cosmetology, the former business school is being rebranded as Trump Hairdressing Academy.

“When we first discussed rebranding Trump University, I said let’s make it a cosmetology school. Trump is well known for his natural orange hair, so let’s teach young and old aspiring hairdressers how to do it right,” said academy President Moline Cutitshort.

Students will learn the tools they need to become a professional hairdresser: cutting fundamentals, color treatments, advanced techniques, speed cuts, as well as the knowledge required to pass the State Board Prep exam–testing, timing, tutorials, and pre-prep.

“We plan to take hair salon skills to a new level. Our state of the art facility will change the game in the cosmetology industry. THA is the new gold standard in hair fashion,” said Cutitshort.

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