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Two Out of Three

Michael Kelso: I don’t get Jackie, man. I mean, picking Fez over me? Me? I have the three things that women want. I’m hot, and I’m smart!
Donna Pinciotti: That’s two things, you moron.
Michael Kelso: No, it’s three. I count hot twice. I mean, come on.

– That 70’s Show

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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