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We Sell Them To The Fisherman

Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches?" Clerk: "Yes, we sell them to the fisherman." Customer: "I would like 20,000 of them." Clerk: "What would you want with 20,000 cockroaches?" Customer: "I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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