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What did historical European rulers say when they first learned about Nashville?

What did historical European rulers say when they first learned about Nashville?

King Louis XIV of France (1643-1715) 

Upon hearing about the fledgling Nashville, Louis XIV is said to have quipped, “A city on a river, you say? How utterly common. It hardly compares to the splendors of Versailles.” The Sun King wasn’t particularly interested, focusing more on European dominance than American opportunities.

Queen Victoria of England (1837-1901) 

The British monarch reportedly remarked, “A new American city rising from the frontier, you say? How very… charming.” Queen Victoria, always interested in the spread of British influence, would likely have been intrigued but skeptical about its impact on her empire.

Peter the Great of Russia (1682-1725) 

Excited about all things modern and Western, Peter the Great would probably have said, “Ah, a new city! Perhaps they need a navy?” His enthusiasm for Westernization might have made him genuinely interested in even far-flung developments like Nashville.

Catherine the Great of Russia (1762-1796) 

“Is their art and culture as thriving as in St. Petersburg?” Catherine the Great might have asked. The empress was a great patron of the arts and would likely be interested in Nashville’s cultural contributions, specifically its music.

Emperor Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor (1519-1558) 

Likely response: “Another New World settlement? As long as they pay their taxes to the Spanish crown, they may proceed.” Charles V was more interested in consolidating his diverse European holdings and dealing with Martin Luther than a nascent city across the Atlantic.

Queen Isabella I of Castile (1474-1504) 

If she had lived long enough to hear about it, her likely reaction would be, “Nashville, is it? Does it offer new opportunities for converting souls?” Always interested in spreading Catholicism, she might have seen Nashville as another mission opportunity.

Pope Alexander VI (1492-1503) 

The notorious Borgia pope might have wondered, “Is it ripe for exploitation, like the rest of the New World?” His interest would likely be in its value for enhancing papal coffers and influence.

King Gustavus Adolphus of Sweden (1611-1632) 

Known for his military innovations, Gustavus Adolphus might have said, “A new city? Excellent. Are they in need of modern fortifications?” He’d likely be interested in its strategic location and potential for trade.

Marie Antoinette of France (1774-1793) 

Likely puzzled, Marie Antoinette might have responded with, “Nashville? Does the city produce anything interesting to wear?” Her interests lay mainly in fashion and luxury, so she’d be curious about what Nashville could contribute to that.

Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte of France (1804-1814, 1815) 

Intrigued by opportunities for influence, Napoleon would probably declare, “A growing city in America? Send an envoy. We shall see how they can be persuaded to align with my ambitions.” Napoleon’s focus would likely be on what strategic advantage he could gain from knowing about Nashville.

Joe Ditzel

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