Trump’s Team Seeks New Material For Improved Hairpiece

The tough campaign trail is exacting a toll on Donald Trump. The fabled Trump hairpiece is under stress.

His team is searching for a new material to use to create a better, stronger hairpiece — one that can stand the rigors of the campaign.

The latest experiments are related to a new composite of aluminum and light plastics.

 

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Right now the campaign staff is collecting millions of aluminum cans to create the new material.

 

 

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Trump fans around the country are donating license plate frames and other material.

 

 

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Can manufacturers are giving away tons of reject cans to help Mr. Trump create new, more resilient hair.

 

 

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This frame of this house is made out of a similar composite the team hopes to use for Mr. Trump’s hair.