Back in the day, I learned how Congressional bills work from Schoolhouse Rock. The only difference between this animation and the current Congress is in the cartoon Congress actually does stuff.
I was beginning to think John Kasich was going to keep campaigning through Christmas.
Since my competitors have dropped out, I am the presumptive cool old guy nominee.
Republican, Democrats all in a run
Is this all we get to choose from?
Yet I love this crazy, messed up madness
Falsely raised hopes, and eventual sadness
Many US Presidential candidates are using classic Jiu-Jitsu techniques as the election draws near.
Jeb Bush Low-Energy Hold
Donald Trump Back Breaker
Joe Biden Hook
Hillary Clinton Email Toss
Chris Christie Bridge
Ted Cruz Condescension
The tough campaign trail is exacting a toll on Donald Trump. The fabled Trump hairpiece is under stress.
His team is searching for a new material to use to create a better, stronger hairpiece — one that can stand the rigors of the campaign.
The latest experiments are related to a new composite of aluminum and light plastics.
Right now the campaign staff is collecting millions of aluminum cans to create the new material.
Trump fans around the country are donating license plate frames and other material.
Can manufacturers are giving away tons of reject cans to help Mr. Trump create new, more resilient hair.
This frame of this house is made out of a similar composite the team hopes to use for Mr. Trump’s hair.
Recently the Rick Perry campaign revealed they could no longer pay campaign staffers.