10 hidden surprises in the Big Beautiful Bill
1. All Federal Cafeterias Must Serve Trump Steaks Every Third Tuesday That’s right. According to Section 448, Subpart D (“Patriot
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I was at the Kristi Noem press conference and all I wanted was the restroom
Look, I’m not a political operative. I don’t even own a suspicious blazer. I was at Kristi Noem’s press conference
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5 defunct Colorado Springs local political parties
Like Austin, Colorado Springs attracts a certain number of “characters.” The local political scene is no exception. Here are five
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Country-wide instant replay to catch jerks immediately
I’m excited to announce I compiled enough signatures to get on the ballot for President of the United States. My
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What if Trump runs to Canada?
Build the wall. #trump #buildthewall #trump #trump2024 #biden #humor #comedy #cartoon #politics
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The eternal congresswoman: Or how to stubbornly stick around
Once upon a time, in the ornate chambers of Capitol Hill, there sat a congresswoman named Gertrude McStubborn (though some
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I’m so old I remember when elections were held and they announced the winner on TV and we went to bed.
That one politician thought wasn’t going to win got it in the end. OK, good night everybody.
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How to recognize a real banana republic
I often hear “it’s like we are living in a banana republic” when a politician is tried for crimes. But
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Answer my question, communist! Is it okay to put ketchup on hot dogs??!!
Congressional hearings are making politics super nasty these days. Often a congressperson is just trying to get social media clout
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert battle over Joe Biden
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert had a heated discussion on the floor of the House yesterday. They argued about
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Kari Lake sues again
After eight failed court cases, Kari Lake looked around the room. “OK, folks, we need new ideas,” she said. I
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What does “woke” mean?
I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means: “The capacity to telepathically converse with
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That wasn’t the question
“Are you a horticulturalist?” “No, ma’am, I’m a Republican.”
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Grab your musket, Johann, it’s on!
American is abuzz about a supposed Chinese spy balloon appearing over the west. Spy balloons? Really? What is this, the
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A named confession
George Santos is now being questioned about his regular use of multiple names like Anthony Devolder. Which leads me to
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