Democrats float plan to invoice Republicans for decades of deficit cleanup
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Two Democratic senators announced Tuesday they are “seriously exploring” a resolution that would formally bill the Republican
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“Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
Frank DeMartino has been in construction for thirty-one years. He’s built hospitals, casinos, a minor league baseball stadium. Nothing prepared
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Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew
1. The Freedom To Floor ItTrump announces every American deserves the right to own a car that gets 6 mpg
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Trump proposes 100-year mortgage: America’s bold new path to homeownership
In a stunning display of financial innovation that makes payday loans look conservative, lawmakers are now floating the idea of
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6 music acts scheduled for the Grand Opening of the Trump Ballroom
Headliner: Kid Rock with special guest Ted Nugent They perform “Sweet Home Mar-a-Lago” while marching around with gold-painted muskets. The
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Marjorie Taylor Greene’s comprehensive list of things that aren’t happening but also stopped happening
Marjorie Taylor Greene says that one good thing to come from the ongoing government shutdown is “clear skies” because the
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10 towns Trump will take next
After invading Los Angeles, DC and soon Chicago, I talked to my people on the ground to get a list
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10 alternatives to mail-in ballots the White House is considering
Donald Trump recently announced that “you can’t have a real democracy with mail-in ballots.” Not one to shy away from
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10 goofy weapons Pete Hegseth is bringing to the DOD
Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense, has approved research and development on ten military tools he swears are the “future of
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Marjorie Taylor Green vs Laura Loomer: MAGA cage match
Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in the middle of a major online beef. Here are 10 ways they
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Abbott’s Republican Range Riders vs. The Democrat Deep-Dish Defectors
Texas House Democrats skipped town—north toward deep-dish sanctuary in Chicago—leaving Austin without enough warm bodies to push through a cherry-red
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10 radio hosts tuning out Trump
President Trump recently criticized Charlamagne tha God, a co-host of the popular NYC based morning radio show, “The Breakfast Club,”
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10 Countries that limit the age of politicians
1. France, 1985 – The Gerard Lemieux Universal French Declaration At 97 years old, French politician Gerard Lemieux stood before
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The 10 other names Elon workshopped before landing on “America Party”
1. The Mars PartyA no-brainer for Elon, really. Early drafts of the party platform promised: “Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit
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10 MORE hidden provisions in the Big Beautiful Bill that somehow slipped past everyone
1. Every Rest Area Must Now Include a Wax Statue of Trump Eating a Hot Dog It’s patriotism, it’s art,
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