10 FAILED Ohio Marketing Slogans

1. Ohio. Really good summer days 25 percent of the time.

2. Ohio. High tech, high probability of rain.

3. Ohio. When you get kicked out of Wisconsin.

4. Ohio. A great place to raise a family and a second family.

5. Ohio. Birthplace of aviation. And restless leg syndrome.

6. Ohio. Half on the left, half on the right, all in need of more sleep.

7. Ohio. When you just can’t get up the energy to push Westward.

8. Ohio. Lots of skiing and snow sports. On short hills.

9. Ohio. Birthplace of the NFL. And air brakes.

10. Ohio. Birthplace of seven presidents. And acid reflux.