3 Reasons the Dodgers Will Beat the Brewers in the 2018 National League Championship Series

Put your money down and get ready to go to the bank. The Dodgers will beat the Brewers in the 2018 NLCS. Here are three reasons why you can count on it.

Kanye West Speech

Spurred by his wacky performance in Donald Trump’s office, Kanye has booked himself as a speaker at many high profile events. He’s scheduled to talk to the Dodgers before game 7 should it come down to the wire. The Dodgers will win in six because the last thing they want is to have to listen to Kanye make no sense for 20 minutes.

Justin Turner’s Beard

Justin Turner’s beard gave the Dodgers the lead in game 2 which they held on to for the win. Turner is one of the few players in the league to not use a bat at all, instead relying on a swing of his manly beard to belt balls out of the park.

The CEO of Smash Corporation

While the Brewers have the Mayor of Ding Dong City, the Dodgers have Chris Taylor. With the best OPS (on base plus slugging) numbers on the blue this year, Taylor has earned the title. At the University of Virginia, he wrestled and played ball until he put all his attention on baseball. That’s why after every time he comes home for a run, he picks up the Brewers catcher and does an Undertaker’s Tombstone move to let them know he is the CEO of Smash Corporation.