3 worst hair salons in Baltimore
Baltimore is chock full of great hair salons. But some just do way too much. Can you just cut my
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
The floor is lava
Some motivational speakers make you walk over hot coals barefoot to get you to increase confidence, trust your gut and
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The Many Ghosts of Al Capone
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody starring straight-laced Dalton Drill and his wise-cracking sidekick Iggy Diaz.
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Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like this
Fernanda broke up with me because she said my dancing looked like a disoriented dragon getting tangled in a maypole
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Twenty-five apples a day?
Lady on a video said the nutrients in our soil have been so depleted you have to eat 25 apples
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The Catwalk Conspiracy
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One Dalton Drill’s fingers drummed rhythmically on his desk, a
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The Hidden Masterpiece
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The flickering neon sign above the door read “Drill
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Ancient Celtic Druids sacrificed humans to foretell the future
Ancient Celtic Druids (a high-ranking priest) sacrificed humans “in order to discern the future as revealed by the dying victims’
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Something from nothing
Some say science is wrong about the Big Bang because “something cannot come from nothing.” But think about that time
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Speed Demon Mowing Service rushes to fame
Johnny B. Quicklike is a man with a mission and a plan. The Des Moines, Iowa native set up a
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The loudmouth and the neon pink hat
On a crowded city bus one summer in Los Angeles, I found myself crammed between a man with a booming
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Thomas Edison and the Lord of the Underground
I just watched a video that claimed Thomas Edison was a Satanist. I commented about my own experience. Back in
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Ohio bans plastic surgeon popular on TikTok
Ohio has banned Dr. Roxy, a plastic surgeon in Ohio who gained fame by livestreaming surgeries on popular social app
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I discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back
Just discovered a hidden speakeasy in the doghouse out back. No wonder he’s walking sideways.
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Echoes of the Smuggler’s Hoard
This is a Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody. One The rustic wooden sign for Whispering White Pines loomed
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