Ethan, your mother is calling!
Strong names for leading men at the movies : Jason Bourne! John Wicke! Jack Reacher! Ethan Hunt? Sounds like the
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
This guy steals elections for a living
As our line at the grocery store was moving slower than the mechanics fixing your car, the chap behind me
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New York City “rat czar” ready to fight rats at any cost
New York City just appointed their first “rat czar” tasked with fighting the persistent rat problems plaguing Gotham. The city
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“Donny and Georgie”: The Donald Trump and Boy George musical that could not be denied
Donald Trump and Boy George share the same birthday – June 14. When rumors started to fly the two were
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How much have you stolen this year?
It is a question integrity testing researchers often ask: “Let’s say we know a certain amount of employees are stealing
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Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert battle for the Queen of MAGA crown
Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert are in an epic battle of the ages to see which one is the
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Be careful getting naked after a sauna
A recent study shows regular saunas reduce heart attacks by more than fifty percent. I spoke on the phone with
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Former pro baseball player banned from further sperm donations
Jerry Rescetivit, a former professional baseball player with the Yankees, Marlins and Guardians, has fathered hundreds of children. He was
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Security tackles golfer on the 18th green after victory
Nick Taylor is the first Canadian to win the Canadian Open in 69 years. And he won the 2023 edition
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Kari Lake sues again
After eight failed court cases, Kari Lake looked around the room. “OK, folks, we need new ideas,” she said. I
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Jeremy rents a bike at the beach
Jeremy sucked in his gut as he walked into the bike shop. He was going to rent a bike in
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What does “woke” mean?
I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means: “The capacity to telepathically converse with
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David Dobbins races to work
David Dobbins works at a grocer in central Memphis, Tennessee. He is a loyal, dutiful employee of many years, starting
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I really like you!
The Art Of Kokuhaku in Japan is also sometimes called the “Third date love confession.” By the third date, you
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That time I became a cyborg
I was watching a Facebook video where a woman said if you watch anime you have a much higher likelihood
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