5 ways to survive a parachute failure
1. Anti-Gravity Bracelet: Imagine a wrist-worn device that, upon activation, reverses the gravitational pull for the wearer. When your parachute
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Time to get back to the wonders of nature
I decided to go camping to get away from it all. Took out my phone, tablet, laptop, solar wifi, 1
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Crazy food delivery instructions: Customer lives in a cable car
Dartano had seen some strange delivery instructions in his three years of delivering food. This might be the weirdest. The
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The Five Worst Hair Salons in Nashville
Yes, I found the five worst hair salons in Nashville so you don’t have to. Here we go: The Time-Tress
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Crazy Uber Stories: The Guatemalan Miscommunication
Sylvio had hear a lot of crazy stories behind the wheel while driving Uber. But this retired pilot told him
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If “Survivor” was filled at your childhood home
The familiar glow of dawn shone through the curtains of the childhood bedroom, casting a gentle light on the race
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Harmonic Homicide
This is yet another Dalton Drill murder mystery short story parody starring straight-laced private investigator Dalton Drill and his wise-cracking
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10 signs your rented car has been badly abused by previous customers
10 signs your rented car has been badly abused by previous customers: Crater-sized Potholes in the SeatsIf you find deep,
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5 ways to comb your hair in a pinch
Sometimes you don’t have a hair comb around. No worries. Try these methods. Pegasus Feather Brush This fantastical hair tool
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Are you phubbing me right now?
According to recent reports in the media, Phubbing is getting out of hand. Phubbing? Phubbing is a portmanteau of “phone”
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The pickleball wars
Karen had just moved into her snug one-story home in a neat suburban neighborhood when, distracted by the bright blue
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What’s the status of Chubs?
A lot of you guys have been asking about Chubs, my overweight parrot. Unfortunately he died today, but it’s a
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Barbie and the 1980 Miracle on Ice
Bob and Janice joined Ted and Melissa at the theater. The girls were very excited to see the new Barbie
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Sculpting memories for intergalactic treaties
The trick with staying employed is to find an emerging industry and get in on the ground floor. Then ride
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The bank robbing alpacas of Tokyo
Buddy and Tracie, two alpacas, stepped out of the petting zoo in Tokyo and onto the streets in the morning.
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