Nine to five: Famous birthdays for 01-19
Happy birthday to Dolly Parton, Katey Segal, Shawn Wayans, Drea de Matteo, Jodie Sweetin, Shawn Johnson East – Gold Medalist,
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Hey, Astro, get out there and shovel the sidewalk
Finally got my Astro home robot from Amazon today. I asked Astro to shovel the snow outside and it said,
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Dancing with wolves in sheep’s clothing: Famous birthdays for 01-18
01-18. Happy birthday to Kevin Costner, Dave Bautista, Mark Rylance, Jason Segel, Ashleigh Murray, Dave Attell.Also: Cary Grant, actor Danny
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Luke, am I your father?: Famous birthdays for 01-17
01-17. Happy birthday to James Earl Jones, Jim Carrey, Steve Harvey, Michelle Obama, Joshua Molina, Kid Rock, Zooey Deschanel, Kelly
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Not throwing away your shot: Famous birthdays for 01-16
Happy birthday to Lin-Manuel Miranda, Kate Moss, Ronnie Milsap, John Carpenter, Richard T. Jones, Debbie Allen, Jim Stafford – singer,
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New presidential Top Secret document retrieval and storage service debuts
Are you a President or Ex-President who has no idea how normal people store things? Are you storing Top Secret
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An apology from Cousin Coffey from Chillicothe
An apology from Cousin Coffey from Chillicothe
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We’re going worldwide: Famous birthdays for 01-15
01-15. Happy birthday to Dove Cameron, Pitbull, Mario Van Peebles, Chad Lowe, Regina King, Skrillex, Grace VanderWaal. Also: Martin Luther
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A named confession
George Santos is now being questioned about his regular use of multiple names like Anthony Devolder. Which leads me to
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Crazy Houses: The car tire house
I’m not a car guy. I love cool cars but I don’t know anything about them. I drove old Hondas
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Unapologetically trucker hot
Iggy Azalea is joining OnlyFans and promises it will be “unapologetically hot.” This post is my public notice she is
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Times like these: Famous birthdays for 01-14
01-14. Happy birthday to Dave Grohl, Carl Weathers, Faye Dunaway, Steven Soderbergh, Emily Watson, LL Cool J, Jason Bateman, Jack
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President taps Pee Wee Herman to lead new Bicycle Army Corps
The President announced today he has enlisted the help of Pee Wee Herman to lead the new Bicycle Army Corps.
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Get Out!: Famous birthdays for 01-13
01-13. Happy birthday to Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Trace Adkins, Patrick Dempsey, Suzanne Cryer, Shonda Rhimes, Nicole Eggert, Michael Pena, Orlando Bloom,
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BREAKING: George Santos leads a SpaceX team as they make the first human landing on Mars.
BREAKING: George Santos leads a SpaceX team as they make the first human landing on Mars.
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