Best way to lose belly fat in all 50 States
These are the best ways to lose belly fat in all 50 states.
Alabama
Running from the police.
Jumping up and down with a salmon in each pocket.
Arizona
Running through the desert in your underwear.
Arkansas
Canoeing upriver using cut-open ice tea jugs as paddles.
California
Protesting anything at all.
Colorado
Skiing just ahead of an avalanche.
Connecticut
Playing soccer while listening to Twisted Sister.
Delaware
Walking back and forth in the backyard wondering why Joe Biden represented your state for decades.
Surfing behind two porpoises at Sea World.
Georgia
Jumping in the air while the MARTA train runs below you and you land safely. Repeat 10x.
Hawaii
Laughing loudly when tourists attempt to say the word Hawaii correctly.
Idaho
Potato fights.
Illinois
Running through three corn fields while speed-detasseling.
Indiana
Loudly debating the best Larry Bird trash talk remarks during a church-league game.
Riding RAGBRAI on a unicycle.
Kansas
Jogging on the Yellow Brick Road.
Kentucky
Riding the hunt on miniature horses.
Louisiana
Attending a jazz funeral with ankle weights.
Maine
Hauling in fishing nets with one hand.
Maryland
Chasing crabs down the beach.
Massachusetts
Getting into so many fight in Boston the entire city gets ejected.
Michigan
Skating on frozen Lake Huron to Sudbury, Ontario, Canada.
Minnesota
Running on a weave pattern between highway construction orange barrels.
Mississippi
Jogging around Elvis’ birthplace while singing “Blue Suede Shoes.”
Missouri
Climbing the Gateway Arch and sliding down the other side. Repeat.
Montana
Skiing in Glacier National Mark on beer-barrel staves without a shirt on.
Nebraska
Jogging behind a cornhusking machine while singing the Nebraska fight song.
Nevada
Jumpinp rope up the side of Luxor casino.
New Hampshire
Skating behind the Zamboni at U of NH games.
New Jersey
Slacklining between coasters at Six Flags Great Adventure.
New Mexico
Calling Saul while jogging down to the center of the earth at Carlsbad Caverns National Park.
New York
Rock-climbing the Empire State Building while singing “Empire State of Mind.”
North Carolina
Crawl around on your belly on the expansive lawn at the Biltmore Estate.
North Dakota
Walking on your hands across Garrison Dam.
Ohio
Playing air guitar outside the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland.
Oklahoma
Burn calories running from crazed bulls at the rodeo.
Oregon
Canoe along Lewis and Clark’s original route.
Pennsylvania
Tumble down the side of Mt. Washington.
Rhode Island
Swim with alligators at the Roger Williams Park Zoo.
South Carolina
Swinging from a rope swing before it breaks and you go spiraling to your wet demise in Charleston Harbor.
South Dakota
Juggling rocks in the Badlands.
Stairstepping up Pigeon Falls singing “My Tennessee Mountain Home.”
Texas
Golfing on your own self-made course cutting through the underbrush in the Pineywoods.
Utah
Canoeing around Lake Powell while sobbing quietly because all the money you lost in nearby Vegas.
Vermont
Dancing on Burlington’s Church Street Marketplace while holding all the half-off purchases you made that day.
Virginia
Gardening at Busch Gardens in a big hat and a smuggled-in hand cultivator and hoping you don’t get caught.
Washington
Skipping up the side of Mount Rainier and sliding down the other side with Amazon envelopes on your feet.
West Virginia
Bungee jumping using office rubber bands off the side of the New River Bridge.
Wisconsin
Running up and down the staircases of the ten lighthouses in Door County while drinking from a beer hat.
Wyoming
Skiing at Jackson Hole on waxed copies of John Denver’s biggest selling album, “I Love Wyoming For the Clean Air and Cheap Beer.”
