Biden sends Mickey Mouse spy balloons over China

In response to a number of Chinese spy balloons found drifting over the continental US, President Biden announced today 750 Mickey Mouse spy balloons would be released from France to eventually float over China. “Two can play this game,” the president said. When asked by a reporter if it was wise to make the balloons shaped like such a recognizable character, Biden said, “We are not hiding. We are telling them we are watching. And listening with big mouse ears.”