Food and Restaurants

California Donuts

California Donuts
on West Third Street
Best donuts in LA
Where hipsters meet and greet

Not to far from Shatto Lanes
On the edge of Koreatown
Sweet sugar will blast your brain
Just throw your money down

Buy Six get one dollar off
Talk to lady in the window
Don’t worry they can hear you
you don’t need to bellow

Now they’ve got Panda-flavored
Yes Glazed M and M too
All day and night they’ve labored
Making the one for you

Blueberry Toast Crunch
Strawberry and Nuts
What do I want to munch?
Its all going straight to my gut

How about a sweet smoothie
Or a little something hotta
A Steaming A mericano
or creamy rice horchata

Slide me a Pineapple cocount
and a heavenly Honeydew
Add on a Vanilla Latte
don’t forget Cappucino too

 

Joe Ditzel

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