Valentine is the new wheel man for the heist
Valentine, a large and loyal mastiff, had been planning to surprise his girlfriend with a beautiful diamond necklace for weeks.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Animals
Pigs can’t look up into the sky
Fun fact: It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. To this day, no pigs have
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The corn dog crime king
Lurchy the Mastiff worked at the state fair selling cotton candy. He was a friendly and well-loved member of the
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Ernie the mastiff goes to New York City
Ernie the mastiff loved his life on the Kansas farm, surrounded by his best friends, two ducks named Cain and
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A steadfast flame
Larry the Mastiff loves his girlfriend mastiff across the street. But he can’t see her because winter has set in.
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10 insane things Mastiffs do that show they should be in a clinic
They sometimes drool excessively, especially when they’re excited or anticipating a meal. We all get hangry, but I don’t think
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You want some more of this, tough guy?
This honey badger appeared to have his hands full when he was set upon by THREE leopards. But perhaps these
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My cat is trying to kill me
“Schrodinger’s cat” is a thought experiment in quantum mechanics that says a cat may be both alive and dead at
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Local canine gets upset with wrong guy
“What are you mad about? I’m the one you bit, silly dog!”
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Why do bald eagles get all the good photoshoot jobs
Why do bald eagles get all the good photoshoot jobs?
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Go get him, Weiner doggie!
Dachshunds were originally bred as hunting dogs. My guess is they moved on to Labradors because dachshunds were too short
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Why I let my dog drive my car
1963. My uncle Howie always kidded me he was going to get me a ’57 Vette “to get the ladies.”
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Get a well-rounded education! Well, except these huge chunks of history.
I hear the current education trend is to ban talking about things that obviously happened. To keep current with fads
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Got too close
Associated Press says a bison in Yellowstone gored a tourist who got too close and tossed her 10 feet in
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