MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT: Running for President
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT. Today I declared my candidacy for President of the United States. More to follow… #Ditzel2020
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Politics and Government
Trump Administration Reduces List of Endangered Species From 1600 to Ten
The Trump administration recently overhauled the Endangered Species Act, reducing the number of protected species from 1600 down to ten.
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Trump Names Cheech and Chong Federal Marijuana Co-Czars
President Trump has named Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong, who rose to fame in the 1970s as comedy duo Cheech
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White House Turns To Kelly Services to Fill Key Roles
To handle the high volume of cabinet members and department leaders cycling through Trump administration jobs, the White House has
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Trump To Use WWE Wrestlers to Maintain Order at White House Press Conferences
With increasing tensions at White House press conferences, including a contentious interaction between President Trump and CNN’s Jim Acosta that
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I feel like a new person now that it is Nov 7th
I feel like a new person now that it is Nov 7th.
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Crowd Goes Wild For Beto But Not Sure Exactly Why
Beto O’Rourke, the liberal candidate wunderkind down in Texas, is rustling up a Western-sized gale of excitement. He’s getting effusive
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I Hate You! I Love You! I Need You!
Does President Trump really hate the press? Eh, not so much. We’ve all been in relationships where another person says,
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