Just remember where you came from
Just remember us little people when you become a star on American Idol. This AI turns your spoken voice sample
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Tech and Science
Teenage cropduster pilot accidentally sprays State Fair midway crowd
A fellow posted a Reel video showing several “chemtrails” in a perfectly blue sky around him and asked what the
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Roombas gone wild proves flat earth theory
Just look at a freshly poured concrete slab for a house. Perfectly flat. It the earth was round, the slab
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Why my strawberries rolled on the floor
I get that you are skeptical the earth is flat. It’s OK. But just look at my pancakes here. Wouldn’t
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Don’t worry Flat Earth Santa, I got you
I found this flat earth video fascinating because I didn’t understand it at all. But I agree the earth is
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Scientists have revived an ancient “zombie virus”
Scientists have revived an ancient “zombie virus” that appeared when permafrost thawed due to climate change. So if I don’t
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Was this legal back in the day?
When he was 12, Steve Jobs looked up Bill Hewlett of Hewlett-Packard in the Mountain View phonebook (it’s like your
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Anglo-Saxon English tells us the earth is flat
Somebody said Shakespeare is “Old English.” Yet Old English is actually much older, from around 1000 years ago, and is
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Saskatchewan proves the earth is flat
Some of you folks just don’t get it. So look at this photo. This is Saskatchewan in Canada. It is
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Play “Hot Stuff” next, DJ!
More evidence the earth is flat. I was just at the roller rink in my 1970s shorts and puka shells.
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UFOs appear over Cincinnati
Some UFOs reportedly appeared over Cincinnati. Clearly they are aliens here to exact revenge because our broadcasts of “The Love
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Icy proof the world is flat
If the world was round, hockey rink ice would be curved. But it is flat like the earth. If it
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Hey, Astro, get out there and shovel the sidewalk
Finally got my Astro home robot from Amazon today. I asked Astro to shovel the snow outside and it said,
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That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent
That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent
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In the pantheon of tech product failures this might be king
In the pantheon of product failures, don’t forget the Twitter Peak, a device that allowed access to, uh, Twitter. That’s
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