Tornados love the USA
Weird fact: Tornados love the USA. We get more than any country in the world — 1500 every year. Europe
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Weather and Climate
Man, it’s cold out here
Me: Man, it’s cold out here. Bystander: Well, technically, there is no such thing as cold. What you are experiencing
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7 ways Texans are beating the heat
Texas is entering the fourth week of record-breaking heat. Even worse, thousands struggle to stay cool due to power outages
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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Sparky
A new startup says they can accurately predict weather up to 10 months ahead. Slow down, champ. How about starting
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I’m sorry to admit I have been greenwashing
I’m sorry to admit that, like some big corporations, I have been greenwashing. In my case, I clean my pasty
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Meteorologist is the first woman to send official storm warning at elite weather center
For the first time in 70 years, a woman sent out the official thunderstorm warning from the elite Storm Prediction
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Rip your eyelashes out
Cold weather fact: Be careful if your eye tears up from a cold wind (or a Depeche Mode song) because
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It’s like California out here!
Eyes followed me as I walked up the sidewalk to the senior medical care residential building. Ten or so residents
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Walking around the neighborhood in my Speedo
Over 70 degrees here in Columbus today. Been walking around the neighborhood in my Ohio University “Go Bobcats” Speedo. Two
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Live Report From Historic 5.1 North Carolina Earthquake
I’m reporting from the historic 5.1 earthquake we had in North Carolina today. It started out at 2.3 with a
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Outraged Cleveland Man Says State Government Should Spread Sunshine More Evenly Across State
As a slight drizzle fell, an angry man in downtown Cleveland told passers-by the state government should take action to
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3 Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) About Texas Weather
When Texans ask, “What’s it like out there?,” they really mean, “What horrific weather should we look forward to today?”
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San Diego Resident Searches 7 Weeks in Attic and Basement for Stored Winter Jacket for Holiday Trip To Relatives in Chicago
San Diego resident Martha Puffycoat searched in her attic and basement for many weeks trying to find her winter jacket
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Journey to the Center of the Storm
At this writing, Hurricane Florence is beginning to hit the North Carolina coast. Why do TV networks send their anchors,
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It’s so hot in Los Angeles, Courtney and Khloe…
It’s so hot in Los Angeles, Courtney and Khloe sat in the shade under Kim’s boobs.
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