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June 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hollywood history: CHiPs pilot episode

Erik Estrada is in the dark coat on right and Larry Wilcox is on the street at left.

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Health
June 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just don’t get locked in

I’m so old I remember when the only mental health assistance option at work was pounding on frozen onion rings

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Relationships and Dating
June 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lucy prevented tragedy by gaining possession of the weapon

Now this could have been a disaster. But Lucy was the only one thinking right here when she averted a

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History
June 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

According to Marcus Aurelius

According to Marcus Aurelius (Roman Emperor, lived 121-180 C.E.), you should: “Stop complaining. Stop focusing on what you don’t control.

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Sports
June 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Crazy golfers: Mr. Did-you-find-it?

Mr. Did-you-find-it? is the kind of crazy golfer who follows you around as you look for your golf ball. But

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Travel and Places
June 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Since we are being honest with each other

Since we’re all being honest on here, the best thing about living in Los Angeles was realizing I’m a polyglot.

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Politics and Government
June 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Colorado, please raise your hands a little higher – the mountains are blocking you.

People don’t like voting machines, pen-and-paper ballots because they are counted by machines, early voting, mail-in ballots, on and on.

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Uncategorized
June 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Listen, Farnsworth, you know Tom Brady attracts too much attention!

The 2022 US Open finishes today at The Country Club in Brookline near Boston. It is the oldest country club

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Crime and Legal
June 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I’ll pick you up and we’ll drive to Canada for some Labatt’s and freedom!

“Here is how you are going to escape. Ok, when you guys, break for lunch, I’ll pretend I’m an Uber

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Travel and Places
June 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst coffee shops in Grand Rapids

5 worst coffee shops in Grands Rapids, Michigan.

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Cars and Traffic
June 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

At least they put it up on blocks

Always fun to come out of the grocery store and your wheels are gone.

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Aging
June 15, 2022 Joe Ditzel

And the car was a hybrid, too, right?

I’m so old I remember when gasoline was $46.00/gallon.

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Sports
June 15, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I love it out here – I’m melting

I don’t mind a little heat at the golf driving range but my forehead sweat is dripping on my glasses.

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Music
June 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hold it down there, buddy, you sing like crap!

Stanley loved to sing. He thought he was Frank Sinatra. He was singing non-stop when his neighbors called the coppers.

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Sports
June 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Call the paramedics, I think they might be choking!

What do these words mean in the Aggie fight song “War Hymn”?: Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! and Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem

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