I love it out here – I’m melting
I don’t mind a little heat at the golf driving range but my forehead sweat is dripping on my glasses.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Hold it down there, buddy, you sing like crap!
Stanley loved to sing. He thought he was Frank Sinatra. He was singing non-stop when his neighbors called the coppers.
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Call the paramedics, I think they might be choking!
What do these words mean in the Aggie fight song “War Hymn”?: Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! Hullabaloo, Caneck! Caneck! and Chig-gar-roo-gar-rem
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Picasso, Hopper and some other folks
Just thinking about the time I dated a girl who knew writers and producers on the Kate and Allie show.
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Time for a viable third party in America
Is it time for a third party in America? Heck, Canada has 37 including the New Democrat Beavers and the
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Are you going to be asleep when opportunity knocks?
Listen, ol chum. Opportunity only knocks a few times during your life. Maybe three times, possibly four, maybe five or
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Add Matt “The Cat” Lapczinski and it’s a deal
BREAKING: Cleveland Browns offer Brian Sipe a 4-year deal to help turn around franchise. Offer includes WMMS bringing back Kid
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I’m going to just let myself out. Byeeeee…
Fun fact: The earth spins at 1000mph at the equator. But don’t worry – you won’t get thrown into orbit
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Got too close
Associated Press says a bison in Yellowstone gored a tourist who got too close and tossed her 10 feet in
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George Washington was the first president, but…
This kid makes a good point. Who does more to deal with problems you have every day, George Washington or
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Gypsy curse drives men to life of crime
It takes a lot of stones to say a gypsy curse is what drove you to commit crimes. I’ve heard
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My best friend stole my girl
Relationships have ups and downs. Sometimes you have to act crazy.
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The police brought an army of officers to thwart these criminals
I can’t tell if this crime story in the Daily News was comic relief or actually happened in 1926.
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