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Retail and Shopping
May 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Seems a little rude to make fun of your customers

Gee, that’s not nice. Yes, I AM a little odd, but come on.

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Cars and Traffic
May 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

These AutoMaps are better than the lousy map app on my phone

These AutoMaps are better than the lousy map apps on my phone.

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Cars and TrafficUncategorized
May 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That moment you realized it wasn’t a good idea to buy an American car in the 1980s

That moment you realized it wasn’t a good idea to buy an American car in the 1980s.

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Cars and Traffic
May 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Sure, we have some supply chain issues

Sure, we have some supply chain issues in the car sales business.

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Travel and Places
May 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Things Most People Hate About Ohio

-Ohioans constantly complain that the Grammy’s is never held in Chillicothe. -Ohioans keep calling Florida “that beach place where Grandpa

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Food and Restaurants
May 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Nice looking udders, there!

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Music
May 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hey! Hey! I’ll sing the Canadian national anthem!

The Bright Eyes singer dipped after two songs and audience members took over. I was able to sing the Canadian

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Politics and Government
May 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Dr. Oz Operates on Political Opponent To Prove They Have a “Cold Heart”

Dr. Oz took an extraordinary step in his hotly contested race in Pennsylvania. During a debate featuring Oz and a

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Travel and Places
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Excuse me, when were you going to mention the roof flew off the plane?

Did you know: -Captains and co-pilots share the flying, both able to do takeoffs and landings.Sure, but can they do

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Family
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Marie has divorced her husband

Just to catch you up on the drama around here, Marie and her husband are getting divorced – splitsville. But

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Music
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You guys better settle or I’m going to send Jimmy Page into the next county

In 1969, Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love” from their first album played over and over on AM radio. (Yes, AM!)

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Food and Restaurants
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

They want to change my name to The Pale Chef

Exciting news. I just got accepted into Harvard University’s graduate program in Developing The Next Food Network Stars. The elite

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Food and Restaurants
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

It tastes like mouthwash that has been rinsed through a sock soaked in Vick’s VapoRub

For Britons, most of whom didn’t grow up with root beer, it tastes like mouthwash or medicine. That’s because the

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Relationships and Dating
May 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I can tell you are lying before you open your mouth

According to lying expert Pamela Meyer men lie eight times more about themselves than they do other people. Women lie

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Travel and Places
May 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

3 worst dance studios in Detroit

3 worst dance studios in Detroit

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