It tastes like mouthwash that has been rinsed through a sock soaked in Vick’s VapoRub
For Britons, most of whom didn’t grow up with root beer, it tastes like mouthwash or medicine. That’s because the
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
I can tell you are lying before you open your mouth
According to lying expert Pamela Meyer men lie eight times more about themselves than they do other people. Women lie
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Sometimes you have to trust your gut
Shoulda run from this relationship when I had the chance.
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Catholic Mass to offer alternatives to sacramental wine including Mountain Dew Pitch Black, A&W Root Beer and Sunny D
In order to boost attendance from younger parishioners, Catholic churches are now offering alternatives to traditional sacramental wine including Mountain
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3 worst foot massage places in Detroit
Depressing Massage Depressing Massage uses massage therapists trained to make you hate life. They remind you that life is short
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Gently-used Popemobiles
A new company repurposes gently-used Popemobiles for stand-up comedians.
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Detroit to convert cemeteries to “mixed use” status to allow golf courses to be built on cemetery grounds
Detroit City Council today announced they are moving forward with plans to change existing cemeteries to “mixed use” status. The
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Can you take my tip and get the car washed?
I don’t mind getting my luggage out of the Uber. But there’s a problem when the driver pops the trunk,
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Baldness cure using tree sap
My health insurance is so bad I had to turn to my neighbor Hillbilly Harlan to get his custom baldness
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$95,000 I spent and you want me to help you move?
I’m so old I remember when pickup trucks were used for hauling stuff.
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My mother administers a gentle reminder that took 2 weeks to heal
My mother giving my brother and I a reminder she means it when she says no. 1962. Happy Mother’s Day!
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7 jerky things people do at work
7 jerky things people do at work -Stealing lunches by sneaking through ductwork and hanging from the ceiling on ropes.
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