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Travel and Places
May 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Suburbs of Detroit – History of Detroit

Suburbs of Detroit – History of Detroit

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Relationships and Dating
May 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Sometimes you have to trust your gut

Shoulda run from this relationship when I had the chance.

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Religion and Faith
May 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Catholic Mass to offer alternatives to sacramental wine including Mountain Dew Pitch Black, A&W Root Beer and Sunny D

In order to boost attendance from younger parishioners, Catholic churches are now offering alternatives to traditional sacramental wine including Mountain

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Health
May 16, 2022 Joe Ditzel

3 worst foot massage places in Detroit

Depressing Massage Depressing Massage uses massage therapists trained to make you hate life. They remind you that life is short

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Entertainment
May 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Gently-used Popemobiles

A new company repurposes gently-used Popemobiles for stand-up comedians.

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Travel and Places
May 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Early days of Detroit – History of Detroit

Early days of Detroit – History of Detroit

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Travel and Places
May 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Detroit to convert cemeteries to “mixed use” status to allow golf courses to be built on cemetery grounds

Detroit City Council today announced they are moving forward with plans to change existing cemeteries to “mixed use” status. The

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Gig Economy
May 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Can you take my tip and get the car washed?

I don’t mind getting my luggage out of the Uber. But there’s a problem when the driver pops the trunk,

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Health
May 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Baldness cure using tree sap

My health insurance is so bad I had to turn to my neighbor Hillbilly Harlan to get his custom baldness

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Cars and Traffic
May 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

$95,000 I spent and you want me to help you move?

I’m so old I remember when pickup trucks were used for hauling stuff.

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Holidays
May 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

My mother administers a gentle reminder that took 2 weeks to heal

My mother giving my brother and I a reminder she means it when she says no. 1962. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Work and Careers
May 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

7 jerky things people do at work

7 jerky things people do at work -Stealing lunches by sneaking through ductwork and hanging from the ceiling on ropes.

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Food and Restaurants
May 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Trademark fight at the OK Corral

Friday Fun Fact – Corporate edition: Bonanza restaurants began in the 60s and were very popular, so much so Ponderosa

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Work and Careers
May 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

7 deadly mistakes you make going to work

Sure, work can be a drag. But you are making it worse when you do these things on the way

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Cars and TrafficUncategorized
May 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Two drivers square off at 4-way stop in Pittsburgh

Two drivers squared off at a 4-way stop in Pittsburgh this morning. No other cars were at the intersection when

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