Man refuses to pull into intersection to make left turn
Says he just wants to play fair, feels safer Other drivers pound steering wheel City considers adding signs A man
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Deer drives a bus in Pittsburgh
Deer are thriving in the Eastern U.S. The deer population is growing faster than cities can control them. No where
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Homeowners win $5 million verdict due to more than 600 golf balls hitting their house and yard
A family living on a golf course south of Boston won $5 million in a lawsuit after they said more
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Oh, is it my turn?
This crazy golfer waits until it his turn to putt on the green before taking time to read his putt
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Elon Musk buys LA Lakers
BREAKING: Elon Musk buys Los Angeles Lakers, immediately drafts Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kevin Durant, Nikola Jokic, Joel Embiid and Stephen Curry.
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A cow gives birth on the Oval?
Meanwhile at Ohio State University yesterday (True stories): Water main breaks – dorms without running water all day…A cow gives
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What’s the problem? It’s just a little $500,000,000 bet against you.
Lots of controversy is swirling about leaked Bill Gates texts from Elon Musk‘s phone. If you don’t know the story,
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Florida banned some of my best books
I’m not happy. Florida has banned several of my books from schools: Cheating at Golf The Easy Way 10 Golf
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Just finished the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded in March of 2020
I just used up the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded back in the beginning of the pandemic in
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Stupigance
Stupigance is a combination of stupidity and arrogance. I thought of this word to describe dumb drivers, but feel free
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Drunken Russian oligarch bears down on beach town
Friday flashback to the set of “Ditzel’s Spring Break” with Marlene Popper in Daytona Beach – 1964. Shock and terror
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Listen, honey, you and me have to stick together to help save America!
Joe Ditzel and Marie Prevost in Up in Ditzel’s Room – 1926 Ditzel and Marie Prevost star as government operatives
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Disney announces Disney World expansion will cover entire state of Florida
BREAKING: Disney Announces Disney World Expansion Will Cover Entire State of Florida…Florida Keys designated for parking…Capitol Building to be repurposed
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Best way to lose belly fat in all 50 States
These are the best ways to lose belly fat in all 50 states. Alabama Running from the police. Alaska Jumping
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Elon Musk Twitter head fake
Elon Musk head fake – Twitter offer was a distraction tactic to hide his real goal of buying Groupon. “I
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