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Food and Restaurants
May 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Trademark fight at the OK Corral

Friday Fun Fact – Corporate edition: Bonanza restaurants began in the 60s and were very popular, so much so Ponderosa

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Work and Careers
May 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

7 deadly mistakes you make going to work

Sure, work can be a drag. But you are making it worse when you do these things on the way

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Cars and TrafficUncategorized
May 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Two drivers square off at 4-way stop in Pittsburgh

Two drivers squared off at a 4-way stop in Pittsburgh this morning. No other cars were at the intersection when

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Cars and Traffic
April 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Man refuses to pull into intersection to make left turn

Says he just wants to play fair, feels safer Other drivers pound steering wheel City considers adding signs A man

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Animals
April 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Deer drives a bus in Pittsburgh

Deer are thriving in the Eastern U.S. The deer population is growing faster than cities can control them. No where

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Sports
April 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Homeowners win $5 million verdict due to more than 600 golf balls hitting their house and yard

A family living on a golf course south of Boston won $5 million in a lawsuit after they said more

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Sports
April 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Oh, is it my turn?

This crazy golfer waits until it his turn to putt on the green before taking time to read his putt

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Sports
April 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk buys LA Lakers

BREAKING: Elon Musk buys Los Angeles Lakers, immediately drafts Giannis Antetokounmpo, Kevin Durant, Nikola Jokic, Joel Embiid and Stephen Curry.

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School and Education
April 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

A cow gives birth on the Oval?

Meanwhile at Ohio State University yesterday (True stories): Water main breaks – dorms without running water all day…A cow gives

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Tech and Science
April 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What’s the problem? It’s just a little $500,000,000 bet against you.

Lots of controversy is swirling about leaked Bill Gates texts from Elon Musk‘s phone. If you don’t know the story,

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Sports
April 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Florida banned some of my best books

I’m not happy. Florida has banned several of my books from schools: Cheating at Golf The Easy Way 10 Golf

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Health
April 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just finished the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded in March of 2020

I just used up the 4,000th roll of toilet paper I hoarded back in the beginning of the pandemic in

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People
April 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Stupigance

Stupigance is a combination of stupidity and arrogance. I thought of this word to describe dumb drivers, but feel free

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Entertainment
April 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Drunken Russian oligarch bears down on beach town

Friday flashback to the set of “Ditzel’s Spring Break” with Marlene Popper in Daytona Beach – 1964. Shock and terror

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Entertainment
April 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Listen, honey, you and me have to stick together to help save America!

Joe Ditzel and Marie Prevost in Up in Ditzel’s Room – 1926 Ditzel and Marie Prevost star as government operatives

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