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Travel and Places
July 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Looks like my flight is going to be late

Looks like my flight is going to be late. #travel #airtravel #late

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Animals
July 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Go get him, Weiner doggie!

Dachshunds were originally bred as hunting dogs. My guess is they moved on to Labradors because dachshunds were too short

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Animals
July 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Why I let my dog drive my car

1963. My uncle Howie always kidded me he was going to get me a ’57 Vette “to get the ladies.”

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Crime and Legal
July 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

City fines restaurant owner for graffiti the city can’t keep off his walls

San Francisco fines restaurant owner for the graffiti on his business. Say what? Reminds me of the time Seattle was

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Crime and Legal
July 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Break 1-9, brush your teeth and comb your hair – you got a bear in the air

Fun legal fact: You can sued if you own an empty lot and some jerks decide to do donuts in

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Politics and Government
July 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Mike Pence stars in new Cadillac commercials

BREAKING: Republican Mike Pence stars in new commercials for the 2023 Cadillac Escalade. “Now this is a car I’ll gladly

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Religion and Faith
July 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Thomas gets word his Gospel didn’t make the cut

Agent: Thomas, how are you? Thomas: Good, what’s up? Agent: Well, I have news from the Bible committee. Thomas: Great!

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Space and Exploration
July 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Amazing Webb Telescope images bend time and space

This Webb Telescope image of the Galactic Center of the Milky Way bends space and time itself with glimpses of

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Space and Exploration
July 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

These guys go everywhere

The deep space pictures now coming in from NASA‘s Webb Telescope are truly amazing. #webbtelescope #nasa

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Food and Restaurants
July 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Beep! Beep! Beep!

I stood at the counter. “You have to sign in first — like I showed you,” the manager yelled from

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Social Media
July 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Tiktok blows past Google as Gen-Z search engine of choice

According to Mashable, when Gen-Z needs to search a topic, they aren’t turning to Google. They rely on Tiktok. “For

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Animals
July 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Get a well-rounded education! Well, except these huge chunks of history.

I hear the current education trend is to ban talking about things that obviously happened. To keep current with fads

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Sports
July 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Brain scan of dozens of my thoughts during the golf swing

Brain scan of dozens of my thoughts during the golf swing. #confused

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Travel and Places
July 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

3 worst home improvement stores in Grand Rapids

3 worst home improvement stores in Grand Rapids.

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Sports
July 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I’m so old I remember when people used to yell FORE! before beaning you in the head

I’m so old I remember when golfers used to yell FORE! before beaning you in the head.

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