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August 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The Daring Dobson

(The Daring Dobson is an adaptation of The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald set in Los Angeles) By Joe

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Fashion and Style
August 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That one friend who always takes a new fashion trend too far

That one friend who always takes a new fashion trend too far.

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Food and Restaurants
August 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You call that a spice rub? Quit embarrassing yourself!

Every one is an expert. Each top chef that shares recipes on IG gets these comments: “Bro, I ain’t never

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Uncategorized
August 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Now they say the bridge is out

Now they saying the bridge is out.

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Animals
August 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Why do bald eagles get all the good photoshoot jobs

Why do bald eagles get all the good photoshoot jobs?

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Space and Exploration
August 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Discovering galaxies on the edge of time

The James Webb Space Telescope promised to be able to discover galaxies on the edge of time. Sure enough, here

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Family
August 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Great Uncle Ziff hated to be late for work

My Great Uncle Ziff hated to be late for work. That’s mainly because his boss told him if he was

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Fashion and Style
August 1, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The best thing about suspenders

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Family
July 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I’m sorry I lost my head

My Uncle Fitz was a semi-famous magician and mentalist in the 1950s and 1960s. As a kid he got his

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Relationships and Dating
July 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Did they clear this with the Vatican?

Somehow the fact that National Orgasm Day falls on a Sunday this year doesn’t seem to fit right.

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Social Media
July 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Instagram is changing their name to Instatok

Instagram is getting their head handed to them by TikTok. In response, they are trying to be Tiktokish as possible.

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Travel and Places
July 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Gangs of rats stage wild food fights in New York

Good news. New York City officials said they would “look at” trash policies to curb rats after trash mountains began

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Politics and Government
July 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Nope, not this one. Nope, not this one.

This is interesting. The White House has a total of 132 rooms. What? That’s right. There are six floors with

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Money and FinanceUncategorized
July 30, 2022 Joe Ditzel

This guy’s acting is very good

Fun fact: A dude in Australia won the lottery. A TV news team asked him to re-enact buying a ticket

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Family
July 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Oops, it’s farther than we thought

My uncle Fitz and aunt Millie in the 1950s jumping into Lake Erie at Put-In-Bay, Ohio. Said he didn’t realize

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