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Sports
August 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

3 wedge myths taken to the cleaners

3 Wedge Myths Busted. (45:42 of video). In this video Dr. Rob Neal busts three golf wedge myths we’ve heard

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Sports
August 30, 2022 Joe Ditzel

3 tips to make your high school hockey team

Trying to make your high school hockey team so you can be a big star in the hallways of the

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Music
August 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Love Stand Though the Nations Rise

More bad pop song lyrics. This is a song about how love hurts. Verse 1Love stand still, love stand strongLove

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Tech and Science
August 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Shocking finding high in the Andes. “They speak English.”

An amazing thing happened recently high in the Andes Mountains. Adverturer/scientists found a strain of unicorns that can speak different

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Family
August 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Father chastises family for wasting water

Floyd G.R. Hemphillston, a local father, recently chastised his whole family for wasting water. “You guys are using 15 gallons

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Animals
August 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Local canine gets upset with wrong guy

“What are you mad about? I’m the one you bit, silly dog!”

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Politics and Government
August 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

It’s down there with some old USFL jerseys and The Apprentice swag

Trump‘s legal team said all classified and de-classified documents kept at Mar-A-Lago were in “secure storage.” Interviews with cleaning and

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Crime and Legal
August 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Local man writes $1.5 million dollar check for food delivery

This poor fellow ended up in the asylum, but why? I totally get it. You want dinner and you don’t

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Politics and Government
August 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

After the demise of Shooter’s Grill, Lauren Boebert opens TANKS restaurants across Colorado

Earlier this summer, Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert’s Shooter’s Grill shut down. The controversial diner featured wait staff with real guns

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Sports
August 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

OK then, all women are banned

Thankfully, this kind of thinking is in golf’s past. I heard this story on the Rick Shiels podcast: In the

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Sports
August 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I didn’t do anything

Deshaun Watson says he didn’t do anything but apologizes. The Cleveland Browns say he never did anything but is getting

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Clothing and Style
August 18, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Men’s pants falling down in cities worldwide

Great news. Because of the worldwide phenomenon of men’s pants falling down in cities around the globe, suspenders are back

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Sports
August 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lawsuits are flying in golfdom

Lawsuits are flying in golfdom. Now Patrick Reed is suing Brandel Chamblee and the Golf Channel for defamation. Then I

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Food and Restaurants
August 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Tired of the same old thing

Sometimes you just need a change from the same old grassland diet. Give me a double-double from In-N-Out burger in

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Family
August 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Levitating Aunt Millie to help pay for law school

My uncle Fitz was an a mentalist and magician. Here he is levitating aunt Millie on the beach at Put-In-Bay,

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