Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders AI mashup
Ted Cruz and Bernie Sanders AI mashup
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
When you are shooting a golf PB and it starts to thunderstorm
When you are shooting a golf PB and it starts to thunderstorm
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Can you add a scroll at the bottom that updates Vegas spreads every minute?
Cool stuff on new Apple iOS 16 update:– Customized lock screen.– Customizable notifications.– Increased flexibility of the Focus feature.– Battery
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I married the girl she was my first love
Verse 1If love is a highwayThen I am a railroad trackIf love is a boatYou give me some of that
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My Uncle the Motorcycle – Worst TV Shows of All Time
“My Mother the Car,” an NBC sitcom that ran for only one season beginning in 1965, was hated by everyone:
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Okay, another one is falling! We are rich!
More than 16,000 shipping containers fall off ships every year. Most of the time the ship’s crew doesn’t even know.
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Um, that LORD Ditzel to you, buddy!
There are companies like Highland Title who constantly advertise in my Facebook feed — they sell 1-square foot plots of
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Can you take me to the Palmer House in Chicago?
I didn’t really look at the destination when I picked up a businessman in a $5,000 suit in downtown LA.
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Are you saying I’m accident prone?
Monday – Tripped over a fan cord.Tuesday – Twisted finger in the oven door handle.Wednesday – Fell backward into a
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My mother, where was my love lost?
More bad heavy metal song lyrics. Verse 1My words are frozen, shut, as inside as a heart without a keyMy
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Just leave it in for a while
MyGolfSpy did a research study in 2019 that says it is better to leave the golf flag in most of
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But why was a boogie singer playing in rock and roll band in the first place?
But why was a boogie singer playing in rock and roll band in the first place? #playthatfunkymusic #whiteboy #wildcherry
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Don’t sit on the couch like a fungus
Fun Fact: Before he wrote what many consider the Great American Novel — The Great Gatsby — F. Scott Fitzgerald
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Oh, that’s for checking if you have any rogue nose hairs
Fun fact: The high end Range Rovers come with a custom Range Rover hand mirror that sits perfectly flat on
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Tides, bulging waters and swollen seas
Fun fact: The tide doesn’t really go in and out. The sun and moon cause the Earth’s water to bulge
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