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September 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Steve Jobs and Nicola Tesla AI mashup

Steve Jobs and Nicola Tesla AI mashup. #ai #aiart #aiartcommunity #dreamapp #midjourney #celebrity #mashup #celebrities

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Business
September 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Going back into the breach

Sometimes in door to door sales you have to go back in same day.

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Relationships and Dating
September 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She spun it around on him

Watch out guys. You never know what she’s thinking in the relationship.

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Celebrities
September 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I did nothing wrong BUT…

This is the new celebrity apology strategy. Deshaun Watson- I did nothing wrong but I apologize to all involved. Cleveland

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Business
September 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Jack Dorsey and John D. Rockefeller AI mashup

Jack Dorsey and John D. Rockefeller AI mashup

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Military
September 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ladies and gentlemen, your next President of the United States!

This guy is brilliant. His Vets and Brews program sends him into bars to buy a beer for veterans. Love

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Animals
September 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

This guy’s wallpaper seems a little too on the nose

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Politics and Government
September 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

“Don’t shoot! I want to come to America and watch The Bachelor!”

Military experts say Putin’s threat to add 300,000 more Russian troops to the war effort against Ukraine is empty because

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Sports
September 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Please don’t fold like a tent this time! Please!

Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins – up to 40 minutes. Usually they do this near the end

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Animals
September 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

My cat is trying to kill me

“Schrodinger’s cat” is a thought experiment in quantum mechanics that says a cat may be both alive and dead at

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Politics and Government
September 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just one more booster and you may even like gluten-free bread

Michael Flynn claims the left wants to control us by using Covid shots to make us into cyborgs. That’s not

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Religion and Faith
September 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just keeping you from sinning, you sinner

LaMarcus Thompson built America’s first roller coaster in 1880 because he wanted something that was good, clean fun to keep

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Sports
September 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ohio Governor Sends Planeload of Cleveland Browns to Florida. Invokes Executive Order.

Early this morning Ohio governor Mike DeWine invoked executive order to send a planeload of Cleveland Browns players to Tampa

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AI
September 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ron Desantis and Pee Wee Herman AI mashup

Ron Desantis and Pee Wee Herman AI mashup

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AI
September 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Mike Pence and Rob Zombie AI mashup

Mike Pence and Rob Zombie AI mashup

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