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Tech and Science
October 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

In the pantheon of tech product failures this might be king

In the pantheon of product failures, don’t forget the Twitter Peak, a device that allowed access to, uh, Twitter. That’s

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Movies
October 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

How about the Six Dollar Man?

The Mark Wahlberg movie update of the old “Six Million Dollar Man” TV show to “Six Billion Dollar Man” —

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History
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Most people that have died in history never reached 20 years old

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Tech and Science
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Plans after college graduation

“After graduation, I’m going to write the first international bestseller using only artificial intelligence.”

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Animals
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You want some more of this, tough guy?

This honey badger appeared to have his hands full when he was set upon by THREE leopards. But perhaps these

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Sports
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 Worst ping pong centers in Detroit

5 Worst Ping Pong Centers in Detroit We’re back again with another consumer report for beautiful Detroit Rock City and

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Religion and Faith
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Humidor – the God of Humidity

Humidor is the god who regulates humidity.

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Music
October 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Happy birthday to Bruno Mars – 10/9

10/9. Happy birthday to Bruno Mars, formerly known as Peter Gene Bayot Hernandez. Bruno was the youngest Elvis impersonator ever.

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Religion and Faith
October 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Dietus – the God of Diet and Nutrition

Dietus oversees all diets and anything related to nutrition.

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Music
October 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Happy birthday, John Mellencamp – 10/7

10/7. Happy birthday, John Mellencamp, 70. He had a laid-back approach to college: “When I was high on pot, it

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Religion and Faith
October 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Parkus – the God of Parking

Parkus is the God of Parking who controls the ebb and flow of parking lots, spaces and garages around the

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Travel and Places
October 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Airlines are offering virtual reality sets to passengers and the results are terrifying

Airlines are offering virtual reality headsets to some passengers. One couple thought they were on a passenger ship and stood

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Sports
October 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The tallest man in history

The tallest man in history was Robert Wadlow (1918-1940). He was 8 feet – 11 inches tall. He played three

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Social MediaTech and Science
October 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Shovel my hulu

OMG is widely recognized as text or internet shorthand for “Oh My God!,” although my cousin Coffey from Chillicothe (he’s

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Travel and Places
October 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

India’s Go Air only hire female flight attendants

India’s Go Air only hires female flight attendants. Being lighter on average than men, the airline saves $500,000 dollars in

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