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Food and Restaurants
October 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the waiter tells you for the fourth time that “it’ll just be a few more minutes.”

That feeling when the waiter tells you for the fourth time that “it’ll just be a few more minutes.”

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Sports
October 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ski Patrols employ armored knights to patrol slopes this winter

Ski patrols across the world are employing armored knights to help control record crowds and clamp down on any crime

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Relationships and Dating
October 26, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 women who dumped me like a TV network kicking a failing sitcom off the schedule

These ladies were lovely. But dating is hard and relationships are tough. They just didn’t like my style I guess.

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Space and Exploration
October 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 things to see and do at the Johnson Space Center with your family

The Johnson Space Center has lots of fun events, displays and traveling exhibits for the whole family. Check these out

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Travel and Places
October 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Bury my Escort with KISS

A car was found buried in a guy’s backyard in Atherton, California. It wasn’t any car or any house. It

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Religion and Faith
October 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You’re the ruler now, kid

In 2 Kings 24:8, the Bible says Jehoiachin was eighteen years old when he began his reign as King of

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Travel and Places
October 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Detroit Lions fans when their already thin hopes are dashed by week two

Detroit Lions fans when their already thin hopes are dashed by week two.

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Sports
October 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

When you bet $5000 on your team to win by 14 and they are behind 75 points at the half.

When you bet $5000 on your team to win by 14 and they are behind 75 points at the half.

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Travel and Places
October 20, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 creepy castles you have to visit before you die

Getting ready for that great European vacation you’ve been dreaming about? Make it memorable: add these creepy castles to your

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Travel and Places
October 15, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pet stores in Detroit

Five worst pet stores in America We all love pets but some of the pet stores out there are not

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Sports
October 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

He got it the first time

He read the correct golf putting technique and pulled it off first time.

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Politics and Government
October 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Music to insurrect by

The planned Insurrection Celebration on Jan 6, 2023 near the site of the original riot taking over the Capitol is

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Tech and Science
October 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

In the pantheon of tech product failures this might be king

In the pantheon of product failures, don’t forget the Twitter Peak, a device that allowed access to, uh, Twitter. That’s

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Movies
October 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

How about the Six Dollar Man?

The Mark Wahlberg movie update of the old “Six Million Dollar Man” TV show to “Six Billion Dollar Man” —

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History
October 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Most people that have died in history never reached 20 years old

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