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November 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk emailed me this morning

Dang. I was laid off from Twitter after they just told me I was going to be a VP. Elon

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Sports
November 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

9 space aliens react to Houston Astros 2022 World Series win

“Did the Houston Astros cheat?” “I’ll be upset if they cheated.” “When it comes to cheating, the Astros were the

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Communication
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the guy you picked a fight with is a former MMA fighter

Sometimes you feel instant regret. This is one of those times.

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TV
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

OK, I didn’t make it, but I love the free doughnuts

Factoid: Every year 100,000 game show contestant hopefuls apply to appear on “Jeopardy!” and 400 make it.

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Sports
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 of the worst golf courses in America

There are a lot of bad ones out there, but these are some of the worst golf courses in America.

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Social Media
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

RUMOUR: Elon Musk set to buy Facebook and merge it with Twitter. New FaceTwit will be $8/month, free for Tesla owners.

Rumours are swirling thorough the tech world that Elon Musk is going to buy Facebook and merge it with Twitter

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Health
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Go slowly on the MCT oil or hello “disaster pants”

A health dude online recommending adding MCT oil to your coffee for brain health: “Start slowly or you can get

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Social Media
November 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Laid off from Twitter and my department disbanded

Folks, I was laid off from Twitter today. I was hired to run the Here’s How To Explain The Difference

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Cars and Traffic
November 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Auto brands meet the Gumball challenge at LA Auto Show

LA Auto show officials drank too much coffee in their meeting to come up with a design challenge for auto

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Uncategorized
November 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Why does it smell like Updog in here?

How the joke is supposed to go:“Why does it smell like Updog in here?”“What’s Updog?”“Nothing much. What’s up with you?”

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Social Media
November 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hired and fired by Twitter in the blink of an eye

I was hired and fired by Twitter before I knew what happened.

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Relationships and Dating
November 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 women who dumped me like a mafia garbage truck unloading trash into a New Jersey river

The weird thing about my dating is I get plenty of dates. And second dates. And some more dates. Then,

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Sports
November 2, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Dad, can we get go to McDonald’s after climbing this sheer rock face?

An 8-year-old boy climbed 3,000-foot El Capitan in Yosemite recently. He’s a pro mountain climber at eight? OK, but at

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Food and Restaurants
October 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the waiter says the chef was mad at his wife and threw your New York Strip Steak into the street

That feeling when the waiter says the chef was mad at his wife and threw your New York Strip Steak

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Sports
October 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Thank goodness they interviewed Mrs. Burdick

Headline from 1903 NY Times: BURDICK MURDERED WITH A GOLF CLUB; Police Have Weapon with Which Buffalo Clubman Was Killed.

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