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November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Jim Jordan and Gavin Newsom AI mashup

Jim Jordan and Gavin Newsom AI mashup

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Music
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What do you think of those St. Louis Blues, huh?

Factoid: Bruce Springsteen went alone to see a movie in St. Louis on a tour stop years ago. Some kid

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Relationships and Dating
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She ghosted me when she found out I am a Browns fan

She took an Uber from the train station because I was called in to work and couldn’t pick her up.

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Relationships and Dating
November 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She ghosted me on the road when I told her she looked like my mom

“You know, you look a lot like my mother!” “What, that a strange thing to say!” “Why?” “Well, it shows

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Relationships and Dating
November 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 women who dropped me like a pre-med student changes their major to communications after failing chemistry 101

Fila said I reminded her of her first boyfriend – no moves. Samantha dropped me when she realized she had

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Relationships and Dating
November 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She ghosted me on our first date at a haunted house

Here’s some advice. Never take your Significant Other to a Halloween haunted house for a date. If there is any

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Social Media
November 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I was laid off from Meta/ Facebook today

Hey, folks, I was part of the 13 percent layoffs at Facebook/Meta today. I lost my job as VP of

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Home and Garden
November 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Do they still sell fries in the future?

When you get invited to that one rich friend’s house in LA and it looks like a hamburger restaurant from

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Politics and Government
November 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Take the world by storm

Every press release of an band, singer, artist, product, politician or service says they are “taking the world by storm.”

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Politics and Government
November 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Arizona voters urged to write their vote in the desert sand and and take a picture of it

Maricopa County Republican representatives handed out their own ball point pens to voters in last night’s election. The idea was

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Social Media
November 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Twitter asks some freshly laid-off workers to come back. Please?

No sooner had Elon Musk-led Twitter moved in and fired half the staff they asked several workers to come back.

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Relationships and Dating
November 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She left me because I forgot to put the lid back on the Miracle Whip

Relationships are hard. And sometimes she responds to something I did, but it’s not the real reason – she is

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Social Media
November 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk emailed me this morning

Dang. I was laid off from Twitter after they just told me I was going to be a VP. Elon

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Sports
November 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

9 space aliens react to Houston Astros 2022 World Series win

“Did the Houston Astros cheat?” “I’ll be upset if they cheated.” “When it comes to cheating, the Astros were the

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Communication
November 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the guy you picked a fight with is a former MMA fighter

Sometimes you feel instant regret. This is one of those times.

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