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November 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Fan reaction from the first “Weekend With Adele” in Las Vegas

Adele kicked of the first of 32 “Weekend with Adele” shows in Las Vegas last night. As you can imagine,

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Celebrities
November 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon AI mashup

Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon AI mashup

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November 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Cardi B and Paula Abdul AI mashup

Cardi B and Paula Abdul AI mashup

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November 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Tom Cruise and Zach Galifianakis AI mashup

Tom Cruise and Zach Galifianakis AI mashup

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Relationships and Dating
November 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 women who dumped me faster than divorce follows a Hollywood marriage

Many years ago as a young man I dated these ladies. Often we discussed out futures together. Until they jumped

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Relationships and Dating
November 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Bonnie dumped after I answered her question: “What is your number?”

Women who dumped me series #1268 Bonnie dumped me when she asked me, “What is your number?” I thought she

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Relationships and Dating
November 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lacy dumped when she found out I was the lead singer of my nursing home’s barbershop quartet

Women who dumped me series #771 – Lacy dumped when she found out I was the lead singer of my

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Social Media
November 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Twitter launches platoons of digital soldiers to battle misinformation bots

In an effort to battle an onslaught of misinformation bots, Twitter today announced the formation of a digital army of

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Relationships and Dating
November 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She broke up with me when she realized she was only on the rebound from a rich guy

“We need to talk,” she said. For everyone in a relationship the world over, hearing the words “we need to

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Food and Restaurants
November 15, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst butcher shops in Minneapolis

Anniversary Butcher Shop Anniversary Butcher Shop is located out by the magic shop off the interchange. The problem I had

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Politics and Government
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Florida residents respond to landslide victory by governor Ron DeSantis

Ron DeSantis won in a landslide this past weekend. What do Florida residents really think about their new, er, same

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Politics and Government
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Arizona Republicans are shootin’ mad about the 2022 mid-term election results

Several Trump-backed candidates went down in a cloud of dust like a cowboy getting bucked off a wild stallion at

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Celebrities
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Harry Styles and Mick Jagger AI mashup

Harry Styles and Mick Jagger AI mashup #ai #aiart #aiartcommunity #dreamapp #midjourney #celebrity #mashup #celebrities #hollywood #famous #fame

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November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Will Smith and Chris Rock AI mashup

Will Smith and Chris Rock AI mashup #ai #aiart #aiartcommunity #dreamapp #midjourney #celebrity #mashup #celebrities #hollywood #famous #fame

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Celebrities
November 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

King Charles and Donald Trump AI Mashup

King Charles and Donald Trump AI mashup #ai #aiart #aiartcommunity #dreamapp #midjourney #celebrity #mashup #celebrities #hollywood #famous #fame

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