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Sports
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling you get inside when a Detroit Red Wings fan corners you to tell you how great they are

That feeling you get inside when a Detroit Red Wings fan corners you to tell you how great they are.

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Food and Restaurants
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you take a sip of coffee when you haven’t tested it

That feeling when you take a sip of coffee when you haven’t taste-tested it yet and it’s 4000 degrees.

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Tech and Science
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent

That feeling when your phone has been charging for 4 hours and it’s up only five percent

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Relationships and Dating
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You look just like the Queen of Sweden!

Women who dumped me #54668. Tabitha dumped me when I told her I still have my stamp collection from 7th

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Retail and Shopping
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks

That feeling when Amazon says your package won’t arrive for another four weeks due to “delays in the supply chain.”

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Travel and Places
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when the tire shop won’t plug your tire

That feeling when the tire shop won’t plug your tire because the hole is “too close to the sidewall” but

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Music
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

After latest debacle, Ticketmaster eliminate tickets completely

When the tickets went on sale for Taylor Swift‘s new concert tour, some fans had to wait hours just to

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Sports
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

222-0? Why don’t we just concede the game and go get some brewskies?

Vegas has Ohio State (11-0) as 7 point favorites over Michigan (11-0) this weekend here in Cbus. Weather – 54

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Movies
November 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Can we have three of your best deep dish pies?

Publicity shot of my new Pixar film “Fat Joe and BugEye Order Deep Dish.” 2022 Christmas release. 7000 theaters.

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Social Media
November 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I took my Twitter severance cash and bought Friendster

After being laid off from Twitter and rehired multiple times this week, I was offered 3 months severance to clear

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Politics and Government
November 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

You have shingles now? What happened to the gout?

Mike Lindell LOVES the word cyber. It’s like when you grandparents call it the interwebs. His latest claim is his

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Social Media
November 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Twitter employees wandering around saying, “Who do I quit to?”

The Elon Musk chaos continues at Twitter. Some outlets are reporting that so many people had been fired or quit

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Social Media
November 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Why do you call them chickpeas? You are dumb.

Your typical Instagram Reel: “Why do you call them chickpeas? We call the garbanzo beans around here! You people are

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Entertainment
November 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 Reasons Bob Chapek was ousted as Disney CEO

After three challenging years, Disney has replaced Bob Chapek with former CEO Bob Iger. Here are ten reasons for the

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Relationships and Dating
November 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What’s with the peanuts? Is this supposed to be a meal?

Women who dumped me series #8764 Dating is a hassle. Serena dumped me when I told her my life goal

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