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Animals
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

A steadfast flame

Larry the Mastiff loves his girlfriend mastiff across the street. But he can’t see her because winter has set in.

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Religion and Faith
December 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lincoln finds out why Constantine made Christianity the state religion

An interview between Abraham Lincoln and Constantine, in which Lincoln asks Constantine about his experience of naming a state religion

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 amazingly dull men’s clothing stores in New Orleans

If you are looking for cool clothes in New Orleans, these unexciting stores are not it. Just listen to how

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Holidays
December 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ten crazy ways dogs lose their mind during the Christmas season

Barking at Christmas trees and decorations, thinking they are real or alive. Trying to catch falling snowflakes with their tongues.

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Holidays
December 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

All Max really wants is a T-bone, not the steak, the T-bone

Once upon a time on a cold Christmas Eve, a little dog named Max got lost in the bustling city.

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Holidays
December 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The magic Christmas trees in the forest

As the holiday season approached, Jake and his wife Lisa were discussing their plans for Christmas. “I was thinking we

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Animals
December 8, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 insane things Mastiffs do that show they should be in a clinic

They sometimes drool excessively, especially when they’re excited or anticipating a meal. We all get hangry, but I don’t think

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Holidays
December 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

7 bad mall Santas

Lost Santa – should be at the mall. He’s at the car wash in December. Row Boat Santa – sits

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Toys and Games
December 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

DitzTrolls

These are test pieces for a new line of troll dolls I’m working on called DitzTrolls. I said to the

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Politics and Government
December 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

12 reasons I lost the election except blaming my mother for being too indulgent

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Personal Development
December 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 worst self-help books of 2022

The Power of Positive Thinking for Your Toenails: How to Transform Your Feet with the Power of Your Mind Of

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Politics and Government
December 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

President Trump offers a “best-of-three” WWE event with The Constitution

“I’ve never heard of The Constitution,” Donald Trump told reporters this week, “but I’ve worked with my friends at WWE

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TV
December 3, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Aren’t you “Dancing With Wolves?”

Action pic from my guest shot on “Yellowstone.” It’s not a big role but they said to gain 140 pounds

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Holidays
November 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Makes you wonder: why did the Flintstones always have a Christmas special?

Doesn’t seem to make sense that the Flintstones always had a Christmas special.

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Relationships and Dating
November 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”

“You look just like that beautiful character on the ‘Game of Thrones,’” I said. “Which one?” “The blonde. Raygar.” “Rhaegar?

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