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Animals
December 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Valentine is the new wheel man for the heist

Valentine, a large and loyal mastiff, had been planning to surprise his girlfriend with a beautiful diamond necklace for weeks.

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Animals
December 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Pigs can’t look up into the sky

Fun fact: It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. To this day, no pigs have

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Health
December 12, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I feel tired already

Fun fact: The average person walks the equivalent of almost two times around the world in a lifetime. The average

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Travel and Places
December 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Letter of Paul to the Iowans

Dear Iowans, As a fellow farmer and traveler, I understand the challenges and rewards of life in the great state

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Relationships and Dating
December 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

She dumped me because I always sing the wrong lyrics to songs on the radio

Kelly broke up with me because she says I sing the wrong lyrics to the songs on the radio. At

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Animals
December 11, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The corn dog crime king

Lurchy the Mastiff worked at the state fair selling cotton candy. He was a friendly and well-loved member of the

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Travel and Places
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Five golf stores in Orlando that will help you with your golf anxiety

Anger Management Golf Store Anger Management golf store is located in the Orlando neighborhood of Lake Nona. This store is

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Travel and Places
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Get peeled and squeezed in Orlando

Fun Facts Florida edition – Orlando has a neighborhood called Dr. Phillips named after Dr. Phillip Phillips. He had a

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Religion and Faith
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Letter of Paul to the Denverites

Dear fellow believers in Denver, Greetings to you in the name of our Lord. I am writing to you from

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Holidays
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Santa and the reindeer get lost over Iowa

It was the night before Christmas, and Santa Claus was flying his sleigh through the sky, delivering presents to all

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Uncategorized
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Bro, at least put on a shirt

This guy was strutting around the gym today. At least put on a shirt, Santa.

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Animals
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Ernie the mastiff goes to New York City

Ernie the mastiff loved his life on the Kansas farm, surrounded by his best friends, two ducks named Cain and

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Animals
December 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

A steadfast flame

Larry the Mastiff loves his girlfriend mastiff across the street. But he can’t see her because winter has set in.

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Religion and Faith
December 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lincoln finds out why Constantine made Christianity the state religion

An interview between Abraham Lincoln and Constantine, in which Lincoln asks Constantine about his experience of naming a state religion

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 amazingly dull men’s clothing stores in New Orleans

If you are looking for cool clothes in New Orleans, these unexciting stores are not it. Just listen to how

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