That feeling when you’re tired of Christmas shopping
When you’re tired of Christmas shopping
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Jesus, take the fishfinder radar!
Many of the Apostles were fishermen. In those days, they fished at night because the fish couldn’t see the nets
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Rip your eyelashes out
Cold weather fact: Be careful if your eye tears up from a cold wind (or a Depeche Mode song) because
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Can I substitute the lima beans? Please?
There’s a strip mall down the street with one store that keeps on changing owners. Here are the last few
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The Amazing Jumping Frog of Inyo County
(This short story is an adapation of “The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County” by Mark Twain) A buddy of
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The rise and fall of FTX
Let’s talk about the fall of FTX. Now, I know you’re all thinking, “FTX? Isn’t that just some obscure cryptocurrency
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How to get rich in America today
This is how you get rich in America today: 1. Tell the world you have an amazing product/process/investment that will
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95 Ocean, you have an open mic!
An LA County Sheriff‘s deputy was getting romantic in a squad car a few days ago. But she left the
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What about Artificial Dumbness?
All this talk about Artificial Intelligence but nobody is addressing Artificial Dumbness. I created this technology when confronted by various
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Haunted by memories, facing the future
Memories are like old movies. They aren’t real. But they haunt me. Regrets. Shoulda-woulda-couldas. On the other hand, the future
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You got me brake pads? You shouldn’t have!
It was the week before Christmas and the guys at Joe’s Car Repair were busy as usual, fixing cars and
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Get mad sir! Like Liam Neeson!
“Mr. Vice President, you have to get in the car. We can’t let them take over the United States.” The
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Sir, your skin is blinding the surfers out on the break point
West Palm Beach, Florida patrol measures woman’s bathing suit. In the 1920s, women might get a fine for showing too
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Santa’s elves vote to form a union
BREAKING: Santa’s elves form a union; push for better wages, shorter hours, more sugar cookies shaped like Christmas trees.
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Benny the Beagle sings on American Idol
Benny, a friendly and energetic beagle, loved his job as a bus driver. He enjoyed meeting new people and taking
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