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Travel and Places
December 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

If you don’t get to the semi-finals, it’s a $300 fine

Air BnB is getting out of hand. Booking fees, cleaning fees, processing fees and then I have to clean the

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Holidays
December 31, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Going round and round and turning upside down

If you are out partying tomorrow, keep in mind the Biden Administration’s somewhat parental-style legislative overreach (in my opinion) in

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Movies
December 30, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Lawyer up, Jethro!

You are going to be rich! A judge ruled movie fans can sue Universal for false advertising because they rented

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Uncategorized
December 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

More James Webb Deep Space Telescope discoveries: The amazing planet of Lostsoxia

The James Webb Deep Space Telescope continues to amaze scientists and citizens alike with amazing pictures from the farthest reaches

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Motorcycles
December 29, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Motorcycle daredevil Evel Kneivel successfully jumps 18-mile wide Grand Canyon in 1975

Motorcycle daredevil Evel Kneivel successfully jumps 18-mile wide Grand Canyon in 1975, entering low earth orbit to do it. The

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Food and Restaurants
December 28, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I remember that place. Didn’t it used to be the Smiling Fiddle?

Just a heads up, Bob and Tony’s restaurant downtown next to the magic shop is now Ruby and Danny’s. You

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Movies
December 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Louise Fletcher FaceTimes parents after Best Actress Oscar win

Louise Fletcher FaceTimes her parents after winning the Oscar for Best Actress for her iconic performance as Nurse Ratched in

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Politics and Government
December 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Hey, pick me up a pop and a pew pew, will ya?

Lauren Boebert says the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be abolished and that Alcohol. Tobacco and Firearms should

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Money and Finance
December 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I paid way too much for 18 eggs

Dang, I paid way too much for 18 eggs the other day. We’re getting killed out here with this inflation.

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Birthday
December 27, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The ballad of Lil’ Timmy Tim: Famous birthdays for 12-27

12/27. Happy birthday to Timothee Chalamet, John Amos, Mick Jones (band Foreigner), Bill Goldberg (wrestler), Mike Pinder (Moody Blues band),

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Holidays
December 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

A pallet load of doll heads fell on Santa Claus yesterday

Yup, that’s me in the ‘ol Santa suit. Now, don’t worry, because he is okay, but a pallet of doll

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Cars and Traffic
December 24, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you get new tires and one goes flat the first day

That feeling when you get new tires and one goes flat the first day.

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Music
December 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Jon Bon Jovi and Jimi Hendrix perform together at Woodstock

Jon Bon Jovi and Jimi Hendrix perform together at Woodstock in 1969. Friends for years, Jimi invited Jon on stage

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Birthday
December 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

It’s Christmas Eve for Christmas Eve: Famous Birthdays for 12-23

(12-23-22) Happy birthday to you if this is your day. If so, the celeb list born today seems a little

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Clothing and Style
December 22, 2022 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you get a stone in your shoe and when you take the shoe off your sock comes with it.

That feeling when you get a stone in your shoe and when you take the shoe off your sock comes

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