When the lady at table 17 sends her food back for the third time
The chef was trying to be patient. But he lost it when the lady at table 17 sent her food
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Winner! Winner! That’s all I get?
“Winner, winner, chicken dinner!” So I won and all I get is a chicken dinner? No cash? No Bitcoin? No
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Cash Cab Sopranos
TV Pitch: Cash Cab Sopranos version. If you get questions wrong three times, they throw you over the bridge.
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Stairway to heavenly birthdays: Famous birthdays for 01-09
01/09. Happy birthday to Kate Middleton, Jimmy Page, JK Simmons, Dave Matthews, Sergio Garcia, Chad Johnson (formerly Chad Ochocinco) (NFL),
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Fist fights in the Congress
In Congress, fists flyPolitical feuds igniteCommon sense, goodbye
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She dumped me because I’ve never seen “Team America: World Police”
Faustina is a huge Trey Parker and Matt Stone fan. She loves “South Park.” She dumped me because I’ve never
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Thank you, thank you very much: Famous birthdays for 01-08
01/08. Happy birthday to Elvis Presley (1935-1977), David Bowie (1947-2016), and R. Kelly, Graham Chapman – Monty Python, Robby Krieger
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The last selfie of Leonidas
This is a selfie Leonidas took at Thermopylae just before the last battle of his life in 480 BC. If
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That feeling when you over shoot the exit ramp
That feeling when you are going too fast and over shoot the exit ramp.
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Uh, can you explain this giant hole in the roof?
For some reason, there was a giant hole in the roof and ceiling of the convenience store near my place.
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Numbers and spreadsheets, they rule
My accountant tried this rap on me as I sat in his office. I don’t think it clicks but you
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Nine-year-old Phil Mickelson at the controls of a Learjet 55 “Longhorn” he won in the 1979 Dubai Junior Classic
Nine-year-old Phil Mickelson at the controls of a Learjet 55 “Longhorn” he won in the 1979 Dubai Junior Classic. Worth
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Nighty-night, see you tomorrow – all 9,000 of you
According to the Wall Street Journal, some TikTok posters are making north of $400,000 a year by turning on a
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Watch out for rakes, Bob, can be painful
Tired of winter and want to play golf and really let it all hang out? La Jenny Golf Club in
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Losing my religion: Famous birthdays for 01-04
01/04. Happy birthday to Michael Stipe (REM), Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall), Julia Ormond, Harmony Korine (Director), David Toms
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