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April 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Beast gives entire Caribbean to waitress as a tip

Mr. Beast gives entire Caribbean to waitress as a tip.

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Politics and Government
April 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

“Yes, I’ve said all my life I love Neapolitan ice cream. But now I think vanilla is best!”

It’s amazing how fast people change their convictions to fit a partyline just to get elected. As a private citizen

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April 10, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I don’t care if it’s “just right.” Don’t eat strangers’ food.

Do I have this right? Goldilocks gets lost in the woods and decides to walk up to a strange house

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Travel and Places
April 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pet food stores in San Jose

5 worst pet food stores in San Jose

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April 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

I was too busy painting, you know.

How did Hunter Biden forget his laptop at the repair place?

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April 9, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 ways Joe Biden has impacted USA since becoming president

Brought back the phrase, “Hey, man, look.” Made it OK to be from Scranton, PA again. Made it legal to

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Politics and Government
April 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Governor Abbot pledges to bus dozens of undocumented immigrants across Texas to help repair rickety power grid

Texas governor Greg Abbott today pledged to bus dozens of undocumented immigrants across Texas in a voluntary program to help

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Sports
April 7, 2022 Joe Ditzel

What to say if your spouse wants to you to work in the yard the first day the golf course is open in spring

You wait all winter to play on the first day the course is open in spring. You get the tee

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Crazy People
April 6, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Karens gone wild – Please play some Porgy and Bess

Karens gone wild – Please play some Porgy and Bess

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April 5, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Wowsers! Kansas makes the greatest comeback in NCAA Men’s Basketball National Championship history

Wowowow! What an amazing victory. Here are three amazing fun facts about this epic contest: Kansas was down 16 points

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Literature and Poetry
April 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Charles Baudelaire’s “The Flowers of Evil” – Benediction – Breakdown and Review

Charles Baudelaire’s “The Flowers of Evil” – Benediction – Poetry Breakdown and Review This is a breakdown and review of

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April 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Just spending a few days in the countryside

Visiting Holland again

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April 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Bang! Crash! OK, it’s right here!

The counter guy at the fast food restaurant asked me if I needed a drink carrier to better carry the

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Tech and Science
April 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

The reason I’m going to stop using this wildly popular software

YouTube has lots of videos with titles like, “5 Reasons I’m Going To Stop Using WordPress!” or “Here’s Why I’ll

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Food and Restaurants
April 4, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Buttocks of Beef for everyone

In “A Plain Cookery Book for the Working Classes” by Charles Elme Francatelli, written in 1852, we get a recipe

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