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Travel and Places
March 30, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Honey, add some Handiwipes to our travel shopping list

Starting to travel again? Keep this fun fact in mind: The seat-back tray-table has eight times as much bacteria on

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Entertainment
March 30, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Academy announces new security measures after Will Smith slaps Chris Rock

(Intl News Wire) Academy Announces New Security Measures….Today the Academy of Motion Pictures and Scientific Stuff announced new security measures

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Retail and Shopping
March 25, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Amazon customers tell company they are OK with three day delivery if it stops vans from driving on their lawn

Amazon Customers to Preserve Lawns, a grassroots Seattle-based Facebook group, wrote a letter to Amazon telling the company they are

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Religion and Faith
March 23, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Honey, have you seen my Periodic Table?

Faith say God invented the universe, while science says it was a Big Bang. But neither can prove it. I

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Music
March 21, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Kanye banned from Grammys, starts own Yeezys awards show

(World Press Intl – Los Angeles) BREAKING: Due to some questionable online posting as of late, leadership at the Grammys

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Travel and Places
March 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst bookstores in San Jose

5 worst bookstores in San Jose

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Travel and Places
March 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst car dealers in San Jose

5 worst car dealers in San Jose

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Travel and Places
March 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst bowling alleys in Lincoln

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Sports
March 19, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 signs a golfer is cheating

Once in a while, and by that I mean every time you golf, someone in your foursome starts cheating. Here

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Cars and Traffic
March 17, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Potholes fly home from winter break

Potholes in the neighborhood returned from their winter migration destinations. Each year they fly south for the winter to return

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Sports
March 16, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Calling for help after losing my golf ball in a swamp

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Relationships and Dating
March 16, 2022 Joe Ditzel

10 Lies Women Tell Guys For Fun and Profit

I love what you’ve done with this man cave. You should drink more beer. It’s supposed to be healthy. I

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Sports
March 14, 2022 Joe Ditzel

REACTION: Browns rumored to be considering veteran quarterbacks to replace Baker Mayfield

Rumors have surfaced the Cleveland Browns are looking at several veteran quarterback to replace Baker Mayfield after a disappointing season.

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Travel and Places
March 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

Snakes just like hiding in holes

By now we’ve seen all kinds of different face, ear, nose, nipple, tattoo and every other type of body art

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Travel and Places
March 13, 2022 Joe Ditzel

5 worst car dealers in Lincoln

5 worst car dealers in Lincoln 5 worst car dealers in Lincoln, Nebraska

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