Just a little blood from the roller pinching my finger, don’t worry
Just thinking about the old days of credit cards. My mom handed the sales clerk a credit card. They laid
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Outback introduces giant Bloomin’ Onions and college basketball fans go insane
– Outback’s basketball-sized Bloomin’ Onion is right on time for March Madness – Special knives help cut it down to
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The Man Who Fell to Des Moines
Exciting news – as this GQ article explains, it seems every new Hollywood movie or show is a reboot. Today
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Sir, we are going to offer you this experimental vaccine
Just got the Covid-19 vaccine. I asked her if it was from Pfizer-BioNTech, AstraZeneca, Moderna, or Johnson and Johnson. She
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Bryson DeChambeau Ruined The Arnold Palmer Invitational
“Dude, did you see this? Bryson DeChambeau has to be stopped. He ruined the Arnold Palmer Invitational!” “He ruined
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Really? You should see my ankles!
Just thinking about the time in high school one of the popular girls stopped me in the hall to tell
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Drive the new Chrysler Lubago
This 1923 Bayer aspirin ad is enticing. Get rid of my toothache and lumbago. No, Lumbago is not a
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