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March 5, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You sound great, Dave!

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Animals
March 4, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Too much attention…er, wait

  Cat life. Too much attention. Not enough attention. You can’t win.

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Work and Careers
March 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

9 Ways to Spice Up Your Next Zoom Call

As the pandemic drags on, Zoom calls have become routine, stale and boring. Here are 9 ways to spice it

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Uncategorized
March 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You guys want some Pauly D burgers or Mario Lopez sandwiches?

Would you order a Pauly D-brand burger?   If you’re too young, you may not know Pauly D is part

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Relationships and Dating
March 2, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Chewing tacos with your mouth open while watching the Bachelor

Ever wonder what “Number One With a Bullet” really means. On the Billboard Hot 100 Chart, if your song outperforms

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Outdoor Sports
February 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Despite several setbacks, Jim wasn’t going to give up

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Home and Garden
February 27, 2021 Joe Ditzel

HOT REAL ESTATE REPORT: Play your heavy metal as loud as you want

This charming cottage on a frozen lake in the British Columbia back country is the ultimate get-away-from-it all. If you

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Music
February 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

Sure, we won but…

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Religion and Faith
February 26, 2021 Joe Ditzel

7 things to think about when going to church

Church is a time of reflection and spirituality. When I was a kid we complained it was boring. My dad

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Social Media
February 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

I took a break off Facebook and feel great

Did I mention a study (Vogel at al 2014) that shows Facebook lowers self-esteem by 20%? I can’t imagine what

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Music
February 25, 2021 Joe Ditzel

5 of the wildest rock parties of all time

          Honorable Mention      

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Celebrities
February 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

10 airplanes of the rich and famous at LAX

                        Photos courtesy American Aviation Historical Society

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Sports
February 24, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You did good out there, Hal!

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Sports
February 22, 2021 Joe Ditzel

You look quite fetching in that mink stole over your beaver jacket, Gwendolyn

Fun Fact: Ice skating grew from an elite activity reserved well-off white men to a popular activity among the general

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Tech and Science
February 19, 2021 Joe Ditzel

It is a noise for which to cleave the head

In José da Fonseca and Pedro Carolino’s 1855 book “English as She is Spoke,” they tried to create a guide

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